After watching Yeh Jawaani Hai
Deewani, a boy said to his father:
"I want to run, I want to fly, I even want to fall, but don't want to stop!"
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There was a man whose wife was pregnant, One day they were eating, along the line the woman fell down and died, the woman was rushed immediately to the hospital to know if the baby in her womb was still alive,when they arrived the hospital, they rushed her into the operation room, the doctor quickly operated on her, and the baby was brought out alive.
The husband of the woman started praying to God, with tears rolling out from his eyes, telling God to make her wife to be alive, since the baby came out alive, immediately the doctor finish operating on the woman, Behold the woman was found breathing, everybody in the hospital both the husband were shocked and they begin to thank GOD for such a Miracle.Now I decree by the name that is above all other names, let there be peace to every storms you are facing, anything that seems impossible in your life, shall be possible beginning from today, kings shall come to your rising, no more delay again in your life, beginning from today you shall experience supernatural speed in whatever you tend to achieve in life and all satanist, Illuminati, witchcraft and evil spirits coming your way will be cast out.
एक दिन बंता को अनजान नंबर से फोन आया।
फोन पर लड़की थी, जो बोली: हेलो, आप
कुंवारे हैं?
बंता: हां, लेकिन आप कौन बोल रही हैं?
लड़की: मैं तुम्हारी बीवी बोल रही हूं कमीने।
आज घर आना तो बताऊंगी।
थोड़ी देर बाद बंता को फिर एक अनजाने नंबर से
फोन आया...
फिर से एक लड़की ही थी, जो बोली:
क्या आप शादीशुदा हैं?
बंता: हां, लेकिन तुम कौन?
लड़की: तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड, धोखेबाज!
बंता: सॉरी बेबी, मुझे लगा मेरी बीवी है। :P
लड़की: बीवी ही हूं कमीने! आज बस तुम घर आओ,
फिर बताती हूं।
Sometimes
It's better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
Because
It will only hurt you when you know they can hear you but they can't understand..
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chilling by the fire why we eatin’ fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two [Pre-Chorus]
I’d like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you [Chorus]
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go [Verse 2]
Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t
I could be your Buzz Light year fly across the globe
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know
I am ‘ma a make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow
Burr
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the ---- world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice going crazy on this hook like a whirl wind
Swagger [Pre-Chorus]
I’d like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you [Chorus]
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go [Bridge]
So give me a chance, ‘cause you’re all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy I’ll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man, I’d never leave you girl
I just want to love you, and treat you right [Chorus]
If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, never let you go Na na na, na na na, na na na
Ya girl
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey
Na na na, na na na, na na na ey If I was your boyfriend.
Long Love is
Mothers Love,
Short Love is
father Love,
Sweet Love is
Lovers Love,
But..
Strong & Lifetime Love is Our "FRIENDSHIP love".
Boy : why are you girls so beautiful?
Girl : because god has made us with his hands.
Boy : How stupid, she is saying as if we are downloaded from net.
Love Is A Post Card,
Life Is A Visiting Card,
Husband Is A Memory Card,
But Friends Are "AADHAR" Card Har Jagah Pe Kaam Aayege.
Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:..
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"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
2 MEN TALKING
1st : I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd : Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons.
