How to Identify Different Citizens of India

How to Identify Different Citizens of

India:-




Scenario 1:

Two guys are fighting & a third guy

comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them
take time out & call their friends on
their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB.

Senario 3
Two guys are fighting & a third guy
comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him
up.
That's Rajasthan.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along and quietly
opens a tea stall.
"Welcome To Kanpur".. :)