A compromise in Relationship

"A compromise in a relationship is  the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that they have got  the biggest piece..

Life starts with

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER.

Bollywood Making Us FOOL.....??

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.
It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????

Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen!.....................

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................
International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

The last one is ultimate............and horrible.........

Tere Mere Sapne:Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja.....(Himmat to dekho......... :)

Morning Coolnesss

MoRnInG cOoLnEsS,
rIsInG sUn,
SiNgInG bIrDs,
mElTiNg DeW,
AlOnG wId DiS lItTlE HeArT wIsHiNg U a VeRy GlOrIoUs GoOd MoRnInG

Truly Inspiring

Always be  ready for everything in your life,
because life is too short,
and we don't have time to practice for everything  before it happens.

Top 10 Dialogues of Teachers

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If You're Not Interested Than
You
May Leave The Class..

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If You Want To Talk Please Get
Out Of The Class & Talk..
.

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This Class Is Worst Than A Fish
Market..

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Are You Here To Waste Your
Parents Money.. ??

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Tell Me When You All Have
Finished Talking..
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Why You Are Laughing.. ??
Come Here And ell Us All,
We'll Also
Laugh..

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Do You Think Teachers Are
Fool.. .

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Why Do You Come to colz.
When You Don't Want To Study..

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Don't Try To Act Over Smart With
Me.. .
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You
Yes
You..
I'm Talking To
You
Only
Don't Look Back....

Wrong number

Mrs Banta was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone. Sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hang up after 25 minues.
'What is the matter today?' asked her husband. Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.
'I got a wrong number.' She replied.

Hole in Umbrella

Santa : Yaar Banta, there is a hole in your umbrella.
Banta : I know, I purposely made it.
Santa : But why?
Banta : Are yaar, so that I know the rain is stopped.

Name of third Child

Robert had triplet and comes to the Boss:
Robert : Boss, mera teen bachche ka naam kya soche hai aap?
Ajit : Naam rakho Peter, Repeater, or Wong Chung.
Robert : Teesre ka naam Wong Chung kyu?
Ajit : Bewkuf, is dharti par hone wala har teesra bachcha chinese hota hai.

Friends

Friends are not a game to play,

Friends are not a word to say,

Friends won't come in March and in May,

Friends mean yesterday, tomorrow and today.